The video opens with Joe Hendry dressed as "Damian Priest", complete with a cardboard cutout of Priest's face taped over his own, standing in a brightly lit dressing room. He’s holding a makeup brush in one hand and a compact mirror in the other, looking frantically at his reflection. The camera pans to another Joe Hendry, this time dressed as Paul Heyman, wearing a suit with a cardboard cutout of Heyman’s face taped over his own. "Heyman" is carrying a large, ridiculous makeup kit shaped like a briefcase.
🎵 "Paul Heyman, please, grab your brush, I’m on a make-up rush! This is another Damian Priest exclusive, Come on!" 🎵 The beat kicks in, and "Heyman" dramatically slams the makeup briefcase onto a vanity table, flipping it open to reveal absurdly packed brushes and palettes. Hendry as "Heyman", meticulously applies makeup to "Damian Priest". "Priest" looks overly dramatic, tilting his face side to side like a diva while "Heyman" wields a makeup sponge with comical precision.
🎵 "Is it blended? Let Paul work it, He grabs the sponge, dabs, and perfects it. If my contour’s off, let him fix it, Paul’s got the skills to make it exquisite." 🎵 At the line "dabs, and perfects it," "Heyman" pauses to dab "Priest’s" face dramatically. Makeup splashes everywhere, covering the mirror. The scene cuts to "Heyman" spinning "Priest" around in a chair like a contestant on a makeover show. "Heyman" pulls out a gold palette labeled "That Spoiler Glow" and dramatically swipes glitter on "Priest’s" cheekbones. The lights dim, and a spotlight from the camera highlights the glow-up.
🎵 "Paul’s got my foundation smooth and bright, He works the glow so it hits just right. My cheekbones pop, my brows are fierce, Without his touch, I’d be in tears." 🎵 The camera zooms in on "Priest" sobbing comically, only for "Heyman" to shush him with a makeup brush and reapply eyeliner.
🎵 "He’s got the brushes, the palette’s gold, When Paul’s in charge, my look’s untold. Not in the ring, he’s backstage chillin’, With highlight game that’s absolutely thrilling!" 🎵 During "backstage chillin’," "Heyman" turns dramatically to the camera with fresh makeup now applied to his "face". The camera zooming in to show the makeup work now done with "Heyman" himself. The scene cuts to "Heyman" doing an exaggerated catwalk down a hallway while holding up makeup brushes like trophies. "Priest" follows behind, flipping his hair dramatically as glitter falls from him as they walk down the hall.
🎵 "Is it blended? Let Paul work it, He grabs the sponge, dabs, and perfects it. If my contour’s off, let him fix it, Paul’s got the skills to make it exquisite." 🎵 At "perfects it," the camera pans to a stock photo of a walrus who has badly edited Paul Heyman hair and suit with new makeup and brush on him appears. "The Wiseman Behind the Glow. Not a Prediction, Just a Spoiler" The crowd can be heard through the speakers bursting into laughter. The video transitions to "Priest" standing in a ring surrounded by mirrors, admiring himself. "Heyman" appears beside him, wielding a brush like a magic wand, and the camera focuses on "Priest’s" flawless makeup.
🎵 "Paul, you’re the man with the magical hands, You make me shine for all my fans. My eyeliner’s sharp, my lips divine, Your make-up game is so sublime." 🎵 As the beat drops, "Heyman" suddenly starts twerking while holding a bronzer brush applying makeup to "Priest's" face.
🎵 "Boy, lift it up, let’s raise a toast, To Heyman’s touch, it’s him I boast. Without your skills, I’d be a wreck, But now I slay with every neck check!" 🎵 At "neck check," "Priest" strikes a dramatic pose, showing off a perfectly blended neckline as "Heyman" applauds proudly, but his hands more limp like a walrus. The video cuts to a montage of "Heyman" running around backstage with a makeup kit, chasing "Priest" to touch up his look. In one shot, "Heyman" accidentally spills glitter everywhere, creating a cloud of shimmer.
🎵 "Hoping for the best while my eyeliner’s cracking, Paul’s in the back, his palette’s never slacking. I’ll never ask, and you’ll never tell, But Paul, your magic keeps me looking swell. Hoping for the best while my highlight’s fading, Paul’s got the bronzer, always upgrading. I’ll never ask, and you’ll never tell, But everyone knows it’s you who works well!"🎵 At "keeps me looking swell," the camera cuts back to the stock photo of the walrus with a glittery filter added. The text underneath now reads: "The Wiseman Glow." The final chorus features "Priest" and "Heyman" dancing together in the ring, surrounded by mirrors and glowing lights. "Heyman" twerks again, holding up his oversized makeup brushes, while "Priest" strikes dramatic poses.
🎵 "Is it blended? Let Paul work it, He grabs the sponge, dabs, and perfects it. If my glow’s fading, let him fix it, Paul’s got the skills to make it exquisite." 🎵 As the music winds down, "Heyman" pats "Priest" on the shoulder and hands him a compact mirror. "Priest" smiles and holds up a sign that reads: “Paul’s Glam Squad Approved.” The video ends with "Priest" and "Heyman" standing back-to-back, each holding a makeup brush in one hand like a sword. The stock photo of the walrus flashes on the screen one last time, before "I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!" bursts through the speakers to the live audience as the fans erupt in cheers. Hendry steps onto the stage, his ribs visibly taped, but his smirk as confident as ever. He makes his way to the ring and even tries to wave his arms side to side with the crowd, playing to their energy, but clearly still is a step slower with the impact of Big Show throwing him through the wall backstage. After, Hendry turns to the camera, his own branded microphone in hand.
The crowd chants, “We Believe!” as he paces the ring with a playful yet focused demeanor.
Many in the crowd laughs, though there also notably those who remain solemn and loyal to Priest, as Hendry leans against the ropes, mockingly rubbing his taped ribs.
A massive cheer breaks out as Hendry points to the titantron, where the freeze-frame edit of the walrus as Heyman from the music video is displayed. Hendry laughs along with the crowd.
Hendry pats his taped side and winces.
The crowd boos, remembering the brutal attack by Seth Rollins and Big Show a few weeks ago.
The crowd roars in approval as Hendry straightens up, pointing at his ribs.
Hendry pauses, his tone shifting to one of playful seriousness.
The crowd laughs as Hendry walks to the center of the ring, looking directly into the camera.
The crowd cheers as Hendry’s tone becomes more intense.
The crowd chants on cue, “WE BELIEVE!”
The crowd cheer as Hendry is clearly fired up at this point.
Hendry flips the mic dramatically, holding his arms out as the crowd erupts into cheers. His music hits, and he climbs the turnbuckle, playing to the fans as the camera fades to black on his confident smirk.
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